Amusing Challenge: Write a 'Scary Story in Four Words'

The Facebook page 'Statusim Metzaytzim' challenged users to write a 'Scary Story in Four Words', resulting in a flood of hilarious responses. We're sharing our favorite picks with you and hope you enjoy them:

"She argued with him for hours"

"Hello, this is your bank manager speaking"

"You didn't return the boxes"

"Kindergarten teacher in isolation, no class"

"School year start delayed"

"My mother-in-law is coming Friday"

"Behold, you are betrothed to me"

"Hot cable service, Oshrit speaking"

"Sorry, shawarma is sold out today"

"Congratulations, it’s triplets"

"I have a date tomorrow"

"Mom, what’s there to eat?"

"Positive result, enter isolation"

"Black Nissan, pull over"

"Neighbors doing karaoke with Middle Eastern music"

"Time to wake up kids"

"Spending the holiday at my mother-in-law’s"

"Mother-in-law coming for a week"

"Government of Abbas, Lapid, Bennett"

"Sorry, no deliveries today"

"Kids stay home tomorrow"

"School year not starting"

"My pita pizza burned"

"There wasn’t enough oxygen"

"Dad, the heater's been on since yesterday"

"Missed call from the bank"

Feel free to add your own in the comments