Expecting Moms Share Hilarious Everyday Moments

1. When people stop by and gaze at my huge belly, exclaiming with wonder "Congratulations!", I enjoy giving them a serious look and asking: "For what?" Most people don't know where to hide from embarrassment at that moment. Of course, I'm not so mean; I smile right away and say "Thank you."

2. I woke up craving something sweet. After searching all through my cabinets, I finally found something: a matzah from two years ago, chocolate, and a pickle on top. Makes sense, right?

3. Someone in line at the clinic asked me for the time. Without missing a beat, I glanced at the watch of the woman standing in front of me and told him: "Ask her, I just can't see what the hands are saying. My watch is buried deep in my bag and I don't feel like bending over."

4. Salt and I were always best friends, but ever since I got pregnant, it's like we're married. It's me, him, and... the swelling.

5. Luckily, I never drank alcohol, but talk to me before 2 PM without my coffee? Being pregnant, I warn everyone, especially in the early weeks: do not dare call me before two unless you want to hear a monster on the other end of the line.

6. I don't always feel tired during pregnancy, but when I do - it's most noticeable on the bus, and suddenly a seat opens right up for me.

7. I'm at that stage in pregnancy where people aren't sure if they should say "Congratulations" or offer me a gym membership. I'm just that "larger than life."